Science Fiction

Where Is The Captain??

In Space ‘wheres’ are very important. In a galactic context wheres and whens can be hard to track, especially if your landmarks are all massive bodies in motion. So how would you chart a path? If you were in a hurry… If you needed an escape route? If you were a Morbidian Warlord?

Skargoz seems to be collecting very specific times and places with his own signature flair! Navigating the folds of space as a personalized game of connect-the-dots. If you have the map (Map of Toenarb) and lean toward psychopathy, the trail can be WRITTEN IN BLOOD!

As it turns out WHERE the Captain is maybe far more important than WHO -

Bleh discovers the 'Map Of Toenarb'.

(based on reenactment from Z1Blithering-)

Original descriptions from Z1Blithering- were extremely detailed, but depicted only with crude drawings glued to popsicle sticks.  The editor suggested he might use a more formal, theatrical finger-puppet display (complete with proscenium arch) to convey his elaborate vision.  But that only elicited a string of profanity, punctuated by jabs at the air with one of the sharper looking stick figures.  Phone requests for more clarity were met with accusations of conspiracy and charges of ineptness. 

Skargoz

I had a dream there was this space-bug who annoyed the crap out of me.  I used the Morbidian-Smoosh technique for the first time in ages (the only bright spot in the whole nightmare).  He annoyed the crap out of me!  Popping that bug was not even satisfying, and it took like forever.  I wonder what it meant?  In the dream I was so pissed that I let his fancy space-yacht fail with no effort to salvage or plunder.  I'm still mad thinking about it.   No more late night sushi for me. 

-Goz